A paraphilia in which the person afflicted is sexually attracted to adults. Since it is the most common paraphilia, and the vast majority of the world's population has it, those who do usually fail to realize that they have it, and end up ostracizing all other paraphilia, namely pedophilia or ephebophilia, insisting that they are "the norm". It can also be apparent in minors as well.
The vast majority of adults have teleiophilia. Anyone who doesn't is abruptly shunned.
"Leonard is only 12 years old, but he has a crush on his 39 year old teacher. You could say that leonard has teleiophilia."
"Leonard is only 12 years old, but he has a crush on his 39 year old teacher. You could say that leonard has teleiophilia."
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Communication between two or more minds.
The sender may project a certain thought to another, which may be interpreted in a number of ways (color, number, letter, words, etc) by the reciever.
The sender may project a certain thought to another, which may be interpreted in a number of ways (color, number, letter, words, etc) by the reciever.
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Get the Telefrag mug.the decision of tv viewers to schedule their time so that they watch a specific program at a specific time
opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on
opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on
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Get the appointment television mug.1) White Entertainment Television or WET is the fictional opposite of BET, Black Entertainment Television. Many white people think it's unfair that there's not a white version of BET.
2) The fictional TV station that has reruns of Friends, All in the Family, and Blue Collar Comedy. Reality shows like My Redneck Wedding, Rock of Love, Jersey Shore, and yet to be produced Recycled Trailer Trash (about people born and raised in trailers trying to live in the suburbs and enter corporate America), Survivor: Hood Version (a bunch of white people who think the worst about the hood try to survive in the hood).
Movies shown on the channel include Birth of a Nation, Beerfest, Song of the South, Driving Miss Daisy, Valley Girl, etc. There’s an interactive video countdown show featuring rock, pop, and country music. At night they show Lisa Lampanelli and Jeff Dunham at night, followed by Girls Gone Wild. They also have indie videos and death metal videos and have a 1/2 hour block of ICP videos. On Sunday Mornings they show Joel Olsteen and white preachers knocking people (usually women) on the forehead. Christen music videos by white artists play until 12pm and then it's back to regularly scheduled programming. Many of the fictional white people who know about this fictional channel hate it because most of the station shows white people in a terrible light. However WET’s founder sees it as an accomplishment because he feels he's giving the people what they want, a white version of BET.
2) The fictional TV station that has reruns of Friends, All in the Family, and Blue Collar Comedy. Reality shows like My Redneck Wedding, Rock of Love, Jersey Shore, and yet to be produced Recycled Trailer Trash (about people born and raised in trailers trying to live in the suburbs and enter corporate America), Survivor: Hood Version (a bunch of white people who think the worst about the hood try to survive in the hood).
Movies shown on the channel include Birth of a Nation, Beerfest, Song of the South, Driving Miss Daisy, Valley Girl, etc. There’s an interactive video countdown show featuring rock, pop, and country music. At night they show Lisa Lampanelli and Jeff Dunham at night, followed by Girls Gone Wild. They also have indie videos and death metal videos and have a 1/2 hour block of ICP videos. On Sunday Mornings they show Joel Olsteen and white preachers knocking people (usually women) on the forehead. Christen music videos by white artists play until 12pm and then it's back to regularly scheduled programming. Many of the fictional white people who know about this fictional channel hate it because most of the station shows white people in a terrible light. However WET’s founder sees it as an accomplishment because he feels he's giving the people what they want, a white version of BET.
Person 1: Why can't we have White Entertainment Television? It's not fair that there's Black Entertainment Television and not White Entertainment Television
Person 2: Dude, have you watched BET? Do you seriously want a white version of that?
Person 2: Dude, have you watched BET? Do you seriously want a white version of that?
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