Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.

Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.

by Witch man July 16, 2022

Tactical Blow

Right after you blow your load in a chicks mouth she spits in your eyes saying “get flash banged”

Dude 1: I got tactical blown last night.
Dude 2: that sucks looks like you still have some in your eye.

by Tofu_Bread July 25, 2022

Circle Tactics

The stupidest idea ever. It's just another fucking word for the blitzkrieg.

wow circle tactics

by Ascendancy 30 Lore July 30, 2022

Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.

I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.

by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021

Tactical Reload

Jerking your homie off (with the socks on so it's not gay) You stop right before he cums, cock his dick like a shotgun and slap his balls yelling "RELOADING"

"No homo Tyler but you didn't have to slap my balls during that Tactical Reload"

by Dooctor September 6, 2021

Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.

It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.

by Capybaara September 17, 2021

Tactical Fuck

Participating in sexual intercourse in a discrete manner, usually in an active combat zone

My best tactical fuck was definitely in the Tet Offensive. I’ll never forget it, the siege of Hill 36 was absolutely WILD. Straight up did missionary in a firefight

by Sleemron September 17, 2021