A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013
Get the twitter widowmug. The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.
Two friends are in Best Buy.
Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.
Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.
Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.
Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.
by TwitterTever December 8, 2010
Get the Twitter Tevermug. An account on the social media site Twitter that has no profile picture or tweets. This person sometimes even protects or locks their "tweets" even though they have none to begin with. Then they go around creepily following random people or pick out certain people to follow that catch their eye for who knows what reason. When a person checks their followers and sees a twitter creeper following them, it usually gives them a very uneasy feeling considering the fact that they just don't know who is behind that account. They could be a dangerous stalker or a harmless spammer, either way you just don't know. The best thing to do when a twitter creeper follows you is to block them to put your mind at ease.
"Oh look, another twitter creeper is following me. No tweets, no profile picture, and their account is protected. But yet they are following 200 people. I'm sure no one's creeped out by that."
by MsMello September 27, 2014
Get the twitter creepermug. by maja2000 June 6, 2017
Get the twitter-twatmug. (v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.
The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.
(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
by berthablue August 11, 2009
Get the crash Twittermug. The place you go to when authority/institutions fail you and you need to air your grievances and need the public’s assistance to address your concerns and/or execute your demand.
“I’m gonna take this to Twitter court.”
“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”
Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.
Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!
“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”
Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.
Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!
by Kussimek January 8, 2021
Get the twitter courtmug. A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023
Get the Twitter-Wokemug.