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national fuck a toaster day

National fuck a toaster day is where you fuck a toaster with your pp or a strapon
Ohh yeahh toaster you feel this now ohhh my pp but hope you like this toaster since it's national fuck a toaster day
by Toaster69420 June 7, 2020
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toaster

Also known as "toasta" or "toastah" it is either the dictionary meaning which is a machine used to toast bread, but most importantly, it's another word for gun
"You know the po-pos wont let me hold them toasters no mo'"

"We come with toastas like we just opened savings and loans"
by Amuckone May 1, 2004
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ToadWarrior

The |33test & most badasstic, dick-swingin'est ninja ever to work your tired-ass granny over on a courtesy drive-by. w¾rd. The People's Frank Stallone™.
If I had a uterus, Toad would be it's proprietor.
:nin::up:
by Komodo August 29, 2003
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Clunge Toad

Noun. (colloquial) : An aborted foetus or miscarriage.
1) "She's just laid an absolute clunge toad."

2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"
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Toasted

1.Being tipsy but at the same time very relaxed, that point where everything feels good and one doesnt really care about anything. (my use of the word)

2.Being very high from smoking weed. (the more well known use of the word)
1. Last night was amazing, went from being nicely toasted to fucked out of my mind :)

2. Thats the last of it man, were fucking toasted!
by GordonJuws April 22, 2011
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Camel Toad

"Camel Toe" written on a peice of paper, except when iced tea has been spilled on said paper and some dumb bitch reads it, then writes to a newspaper columnist because she thinks it's a drug her godson is taking. (Find the picture online)

Camel Toad The reason the pool is so popular.
OMG! Help me! My godson wrote on a peice of paper he was going to the pool to scout out some...err.... Camel Toads? YES! CAMEL TOADS! OMG it must be a drug because Urbandictionary.com doesn't have a definition nor does any drug dictionary! What the fuck is a Camel Toad!

You dumb fucking bitch.
by bexposito October 17, 2005
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Toast

Very hot guy. A guy that you could nom up.
Omh that guy is toast.
by sMegan November 1, 2012
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