A gypsy looking guy who grew up in Athens and is busting your balls about a dumb place called Kalamata. He is in love with his cheap ass ford fiesta and thinks he can pull chicks with it. Pathological liar , thats why his friends ( they are not really his friends ) call him Aisopos. The reality about this guy is that his is scared of his own shadow and the only thing that he is good at is eating toast. ( kyv is his bio dad )
Girl 1 : Ohhh fuck there is that guy with the white fiesta thats been busting our balls blasting Young Light on his speakers
Girl 2 : Oh yeah the word around is his name is Toastas and has a micropenis
Girl 2 : Oh yeah the word around is his name is Toastas and has a micropenis
by Yournextdad November 6, 2024
Get the Toastas mug.Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.
The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
by Blakeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2019
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A non-profit organization developing public speaking and leadership skills through practice and feedback in local clubs since 1924.
This has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with an international legion of superheroes that control toast in any of its forms.
This has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with an international legion of superheroes that control toast in any of its forms.
Girl that runs up waving a Toastmasters International pen: "Toastmasters... International. Wait for it, it'll all make sense. They're a team of superhumans that control TOAST! Isn't that AWESOME?"
You: "No. It won't. That's not what they are."
You: "No. It won't. That's not what they are."
by KowwsRule April 22, 2011
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toast·mas·ter Noun /ˈtōs(t)ˌmastər/
toastmasters plural
An official responsible for proposing toasts, introducing speakers, and making other formal announcements at a large social event
Web definitions
Toastmasters International (TI) is a nonprofit educational organization that operates clubs worldwide for the purpose of helping members improve their communication, public speaking and leadership skills. ...
toastmaster - the person who proposes toasts and introduces speakers at a banquet
Toastmaster is a general term, prevalent in the United States in the middle 20th century, referring to a person in charge of the proceedings of a public speaking event. ...
Toastmaster started out in 1921 as the name of one of the world's first automatic electric toasters for home use, the . Since then the Toastmaster brand has been used on a wide range of small kitchen appliances , such as coffee makers, waffle irons, toasters, and blenders.
toastmaster - A member designated to act as the meeting host, introducing the different segments and participants in the evening's program.
toast·mas·ter Noun /ˈtōs(t)ˌmastər/
toastmasters plural
An official responsible for proposing toasts, introducing speakers, and making other formal announcements at a large social event
Web definitions
Toastmasters International (TI) is a nonprofit educational organization that operates clubs worldwide for the purpose of helping members improve their communication, public speaking and leadership skills. ...
toastmaster - the person who proposes toasts and introduces speakers at a banquet
Toastmaster is a general term, prevalent in the United States in the middle 20th century, referring to a person in charge of the proceedings of a public speaking event. ...
Toastmaster started out in 1921 as the name of one of the world's first automatic electric toasters for home use, the . Since then the Toastmaster brand has been used on a wide range of small kitchen appliances , such as coffee makers, waffle irons, toasters, and blenders.
toastmaster - A member designated to act as the meeting host, introducing the different segments and participants in the evening's program.
by sokratbg April 13, 2011
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"Sure, that's toastable"
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by Isaac F. Toastable May 3, 2004
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Girl: Well after we all woke up we had eggs, juice, toasts n stuff.
Boy: Oh nice!
Girl: Well after we all woke up we had eggs, juice, toasts n stuff.
Boy: Oh nice!
by ashbashhnukka November 2, 2009
Get the Toasts n Stuff mug.toastanomology: (noun) the study of toast in the sky when launched as a projectile into orbit as well as pre-existing toast found in the universe that came from God's toaster.
Second Definition: Unsober text attempt to write "astronomy"
Second Definition: Unsober text attempt to write "astronomy"
Is that a comet? Toastanomologist: "No! You would know that's French Toast if you studied Toastanomology."
by Cielo Llorando February 21, 2011
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