outback steakhouse

An "Australian"-style "steak house" which is horribly overpriced. When you enter, they're usually packed, so you'll have to wait 1 hour until somebody leaves and frees up a table, all the while starving to death. Once you actually manage to reserve a table, don't be surprised to find that the restaurant's staff have forgotten to clean it. Next, you'll have to wait another 15 minutes until a waiter/waitress can attend to you. The Outback Steakhouse sports a large, varied menu, including disgusting, dry or undercooked steaks, various beverages (aka alcohol), skimpy salads, expensive desserts and other foods which aren't Australian. There are also sides of cheesy fries which are admittedly pretty good. After taking your order, you'll have to wait another 40 minutes for your order to arrive, whether it be salad or a steak, because the workers are lazy and don't give a crap as long as you leave them a tip. Once your order arrives, enjoy it, yada yada yada. Fortunately, if you get food stuck between your teeth, there is a toothpick dispenser near the door (which will most likely be empty). That's the Outback Steakhouse in a nutshell.

Too lazy to cook yourself? Come to the Outback Steakhouse and buy our $100 steaks!

by rfrsiopgjdog February 8, 2015

streaker

A person who runs nude in public, and will be rightly punished by Terry Tate.

The streaker at the soccer game was leveled by Terry Tate, then caught and handcuffed.

Wooo! You just did it so I had to hit it!

by Isi Oamen June 16, 2004

streaking

Someone in there underwear or completely naked running around in public shoes socks or hats are optional

Boy went streaking in the street

by asskickasss January 28, 2014

National Steak and Blowjob Day

The product of a flawed plan concocted by men to create a new (fictional) holiday that enables men to receive both a steak and a blowjob from their girlfriends/wives on a specific day annually, apparently in a rebellion against the 'chore' of Valentine's Day.

However, whilst attempting to demean and get one up on their female counterparts these men have forgotten that this ridiculous holiday entitles them to ONE steak and ONE blowjob a YEAR. Therefore providing women with a justified excuse to avoid the activity becoming a regular occurance.

Nope, I'm not doing it. National Steak and Blowjob Day isn't for another 8 months... you'll have to wait it out.

by tiledwall June 6, 2010

streaker

when one goes running through a public place with no coverings on your body

Were' going streaking throught the Quad!!

by Michael W. February 7, 2004

Steak Sauce Titties

A pair of boobs that is very small and pertains to a flat-chested woman. Comes from the term A1, which is a steak sauce as well as the smallest bra size.

That girl i hooked up with last night had no chest. She had a pair of steak sauce titties.

by Gregory Schultz January 1, 2007

steak knifing

When some one attempts to shave their pubic hair without properly "pre shaving" (i.e. trim, shaving cream, etc.) resulting in a bad rash - just like if you try shaving with a steak knife.

"Ross was steak knifing and got a terrible rash"

by Bill McGlone June 24, 2007