A company with a poor Better Business Bureau rating that is jointly owned by small enclaves of hyperproductive accelerationist demonic billionaires, whose main product is Democracy™.
United States of America's business interests include establishing a unipolar global hegemony, where all of their institutions and values have been forcefully integrated into every corner of the planet so that they may better monetize the global population.
To facilitate these business interests they:
- Wage endless war for 228 of the 246 years they've existed, destabilizing entire regions so that they can buy up their infrastructures for pennies on the dollar - all while playing both sides the entire time.
- Overthrow democratically elected governments, infringe upon human rights, and undermine personal liberties.
- Maintain a permanent underclass of employees through the profiteering of disaster capitalism and complete control of policymaking, ensuring the employees who produce the most profit are at their best when material conditions for everyone else are at their lowest.
- Perpetuate and deploy meaningless two-sided ideological systems that neither resolve conflict or respond to crisis, convince regular employees that they are involved in company decisions through their engagement and discussion of them, and observe as they rip each other apart.
- Kill a lot of people and make employees pay for it.
United States of America's business interests include establishing a unipolar global hegemony, where all of their institutions and values have been forcefully integrated into every corner of the planet so that they may better monetize the global population.
To facilitate these business interests they:
- Wage endless war for 228 of the 246 years they've existed, destabilizing entire regions so that they can buy up their infrastructures for pennies on the dollar - all while playing both sides the entire time.
- Overthrow democratically elected governments, infringe upon human rights, and undermine personal liberties.
- Maintain a permanent underclass of employees through the profiteering of disaster capitalism and complete control of policymaking, ensuring the employees who produce the most profit are at their best when material conditions for everyone else are at their lowest.
- Perpetuate and deploy meaningless two-sided ideological systems that neither resolve conflict or respond to crisis, convince regular employees that they are involved in company decisions through their engagement and discussion of them, and observe as they rip each other apart.
- Kill a lot of people and make employees pay for it.
"Man, we have a lot of oil and poppy farms here I sure hope the United States of America doesn-"
* Gets bombed by some dude on the other side of the planet with an Xbox controller *
" Man my leader wants to take us off the petrodollar and drastically increase our standard of living. I sure hope the United States of Amer-"
* Leader gets assassinated, proxy government established, shopping malls built*
"Wow a bunch of Saudis attacked the United States of America, good thing I live in Iraq"
*Country invaded, leader overthrown and executed, tons of innocent civilians murdered.*
* Gets bombed by some dude on the other side of the planet with an Xbox controller *
" Man my leader wants to take us off the petrodollar and drastically increase our standard of living. I sure hope the United States of Amer-"
* Leader gets assassinated, proxy government established, shopping malls built*
"Wow a bunch of Saudis attacked the United States of America, good thing I live in Iraq"
*Country invaded, leader overthrown and executed, tons of innocent civilians murdered.*
by fragi1e December 8, 2022
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Out of all the places in NY, I feel this is the most racist area I've ever been. Unbearable rude, spoiled, narrow minded, stuck up people. Everyone I've met has the same attitude and manners as Jersey Shore, slightly calmer.
It is a very closed off area, you only see residents on staten island. No one from other boroughs of NY.
Everyone that wants to fit in wear North Face, the black puffy ugly jacket. Parking is good but if you park in front of someone's house they will curse you out. Even though they have a corner house and a double driveway.
South Shore is deserted you will not meet people walking around. If you do, you don't want to be associated with them.
Public transportation is HORRIBLE. A commute to midtown, ny can be almost 2hrs one way!!!
Out of all the places in NY, I feel this is the most racist area I've ever been. Unbearable rude, spoiled, narrow minded, stuck up people. Everyone I've met has the same attitude and manners as Jersey Shore, slightly calmer.
It is a very closed off area, you only see residents on staten island. No one from other boroughs of NY.
Everyone that wants to fit in wear North Face, the black puffy ugly jacket. Parking is good but if you park in front of someone's house they will curse you out. Even though they have a corner house and a double driveway.
South Shore is deserted you will not meet people walking around. If you do, you don't want to be associated with them.
Public transportation is HORRIBLE. A commute to midtown, ny can be almost 2hrs one way!!!
Staten Island:
"I wear North Face, so I'm going to act conceded"
"Don't you dare park your car in front of my house, even though that spot is considered public and I do not own it. Even though it is common elsewhere in NY."
"I'm going to make racist comments to the minorities because they are clearly out numbered by living here."
"How did the bottom of your car get so scratched up?!?"
"That's normal, a pothole is the same size as the tire."
"I wear North Face, so I'm going to act conceded"
"Don't you dare park your car in front of my house, even though that spot is considered public and I do not own it. Even though it is common elsewhere in NY."
"I'm going to make racist comments to the minorities because they are clearly out numbered by living here."
"How did the bottom of your car get so scratched up?!?"
"That's normal, a pothole is the same size as the tire."
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by Billybobpatrioticpride August 15, 2006
Get the shitty state mug.The United States Air Force (USAF) is the aerial warfare service branch of the United States Armed Forces and one of the seven American uniformed services. Initially part of the United States Army, the USAF was formed as a separate branch of the military on 18 September 1947 under the National Security Act of 1947. It is the most recent branch of the U.S. military to be formed, and is the largest and one of the world's most technologically advanced air forces. The USAF articulates its core functions as Nuclear Deterrence Operations, Special Operations, Air Superiority, Global Integrated ISR, Space Superiority, Command and Control, Cyberspace Superiority, Personnel Recovery, Global Precision Attack, Building Partnerships, Rapid Global Mobility and Agile Combat Support.
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The Walmart cashier notices a sweaty, angst-ridden man ogling a woman. Cashier: "That'll be $16.37 for your ... (Cashier puts up her hands and makes air quotes) ... sinus medicine." The angst-ridden man continues to visually have sex with the woman. The woman turns around and sees the angst-ridden man. Woman: "Hi Marco, where's mom is she waiting on the car? Cashier: " Whoo-wee, that's some shit! Marco you checked out that ass like it's passing out five dollar EBT cards, you in a Alabama State of Mind!
by Terio Marin May 16, 2016
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by Type2GenomeManiac June 9, 2017
Get the Under State mug.Innisfail State College, also known as inbred central, is known for creating and providing the Northern tropics with bin chicken cum chuggers. Unlike its rival, Tully State High School (known as The Gem of the North), Innisfail State High is known for being ,metaphorically, like a snotty toddler whom missed their nap for the fact that they were only created in 2010. Innisfail is also known for their high class Maccas, which unfortunately receives majority of its income from the high achievers of Tully state students due to the fact that the Innisfail students fail to afford the penny pinchers menu.
Child: Mummy look its a bin chicken!
Mother: oh no honey, they are just Innisfail State College kids .
Mother: oh no honey, they are just Innisfail State College kids .
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