A myspace term, much like the "away message status", top eight status is when you become so important to a person, that this Myspace user will put you on his/her list of "Top Eight," (Your Top Eight is visible to anyone that accesses your page)
David: Dude, I think Tracie is starting to like me.
Jesse: Bullshit man, she wouldn't give your ass the time of day.
David: No... Forreal, she put me on her top eight
Jesse: No way! You already got Top Eight status? Damn... she definitely wants your dick.
Jesse: Bullshit man, she wouldn't give your ass the time of day.
David: No... Forreal, she put me on her top eight
Jesse: No way! You already got Top Eight status? Damn... she definitely wants your dick.
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16:00 Sami is having a bad day at the office.
17:02 Sami is glad to be home after a tough day at the office and can't wait to get a bath and settle down in front of the TV with a glass of wine and her superstar of a boyfriend
18:04 Sami is watching a brill film
"god how much of a status wanker is Sami updating her status every hour"
17:02 Sami is glad to be home after a tough day at the office and can't wait to get a bath and settle down in front of the TV with a glass of wine and her superstar of a boyfriend
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"god how much of a status wanker is Sami updating her status every hour"
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