Squeezing orange juice

When you twist your penis so damn hard that you start peeing, an actual method is used in the toilet for a lot of sexual pissing. Used as a very pleasurable way to piss in the toilet. It also happens when someone gives you the vaccum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000.
"Guys, I heard that Micheal was having trouble taking a piss in the bathroom. He had turned to Squeezing Orange Juice instead. So weird."
by nasty nsfw December 30, 2021
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Squeez Bacon

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
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Flap and squeeze

when you flap ur balls around because they are itchy and squeeze your fart for 20 minutes is called flap and squeeze this needs to be done at the same time.
Bro1: Bro i full on had a flap and squeeze while having family dinner.
Bro2: Damn unlucky.
by demi lovato101 June 17, 2020
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Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.
Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?
by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013
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squeeze king

A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.
by Travisty51 October 22, 2017
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Alabama Squeeze Box

First coined by the youtuber "High Boi" during an explanation about the film "Rango". When 2 brothers simultaneously throat fuck and pound their sister form both sides.
Yo me and my brother showed our sister the Alabama Squeeze Box
by Confirmed degenerate April 7, 2024
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Skull Squeeze

The act of placing each testicle on either side of someone’s head and squeezing them together like a human sandwich.
Hey baby, you do wanna do the ol’skull squeeze?
by TheBenporer May 28, 2022
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