splooge

1.) a premature ejaculation

2.) the frothy semen emitted during any sexual activity

carol: i was giving him a hand job & he totally splooged all over my hand!
louise: goo! he did that to me all the time!

by pamambily January 18, 2005

sploop-doop-n-do-do

The act of having sex.

Hey baby, I'm ready for a little sploop-doop-n-do-do

by Brandon19 November 7, 2006

sploon45

a noob at starkingdoms

common insult: your networth is lower than sploon45's

(ie, very low.)

by stuarto April 11, 2004

Sploodge

to strain whilst shitting

i was having to really sploodge hard before i crapped myself

by parky August 15, 2003

Splooge

A splotch of any liquid that has stuck in the form it became in the action of splotching.

You are a splooge!
Your mom is a splooge!
Your sister is a splooge! What?!

by Bobb Dole January 11, 2009

Harry Houdini [sploosh]

When receiving a blow job you pretend to be in pain, and while in pain the person giving the blow job stops blowing. When this happens you sploosh on their face.

One Girl: Wow I cannot believe that he splooshed on my face when I was giving him head.

Another Girl: Oh, you mean a Harry Houdini sploosh.

by Jack Kurtz October 3, 2008

splooge

The gelatinous goop found in drain pipes under the kitchen sink

The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...

by Daniel the Wise July 28, 2008