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Spiderfan

The act of masturbating whilst hanging upside down opposite a powerful fan with a spiderman mask only half on ones face. One then ejaculates into ones hand and slings it into the fan like the famous webslinger. The fan then it blows the jizm back onto oneself - preferably in the chest.
hey man i was bored last night so I totally Spiderfanned myself FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

I heard that Brad gave himself the old Spiderfan last night. That's probably why his shirt is sticking to his chest.
by Virender Shewag December 15, 2011
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spider-man 3

set for release on may 4th 2007. for now anyway.
Venom and carnage will NOT be in it. I like them too, but its just not gonna happen.
by Adrian September 15, 2004
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spider man

A naked prank. To preform this prank: 1. get naked; 2. find a commonly used door that is closed; 3. get on the side of the door so it opens away from you; 4. do a hand stand with your feet up agains the door jam with you facing towards it; 5. wait for a person to come through the door; 6. they get a face full of banus!!!!
wow that guy has done the spider man like 4 times and he doesn't even know anyone here. How admirable!!!!
by Sugar Jones May 13, 2005
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Spider-Man

1-A person who shifts like a human joystick when trying to get past another person. Occationally placing his right hand onto the ground for balance.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.
1-JIM: Man, Eugene is like Spider-Man...
2-JIM: Look! Eugene is doing the Spider-Man!
by Alen A. and Igor B. June 18, 2004
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Spider-Man: No Way Home

ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*
Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?

Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?

Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*

Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*
by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2021
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Reverse Spider-Man

When a girl is jacking off a guy, and he cums in her hand, she throws the cum into his face and yells “Go web shooter!”
He thought it was going to be a special night, jokes on him. He got reverse Spider-Man’d
by Casemurai November 8, 2019
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