Skip to main content

Rank spank

A term used in the game of skat(31) to show victory!
Rank spank, throw your chip in!
by Jonny D April 1, 2004
mugGet the Rank spank mug.

wiki-spank

To correct someones false statement or draw their attention to easily accessible information by emailing them a link to the wikipedia entry. The equivalent of a google slap.
My friend Martin wiki-spanked me with a wikipedia entry on the Madness of Crowds.
by Alberova June 27, 2010
mugGet the wiki-spank mug.

Digital Spank

n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.

Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!
I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)
by person from a city somewhere February 26, 2011
mugGet the Digital Spank mug.

Full Spank

(noun) a spanktank which is filled to capacity. May be used to emphasize that one has made a sizeable contribution to one's amount of masurbation materials, or that one has not unloaded a sperm load in too long.
I just finished a download bender of tube sites, so I'm running on a Full Spank.

He must've had a Full Spank, because he blew a load of ropey dicksnot all over the place!

spanktank dicksnot
by MrLzrd June 3, 2011
mugGet the Full Spank mug.

Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.
Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.
by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015
mugGet the Butthole spank mug.

Retro-Spank

Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.
I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.
by RUBIWAN September 19, 2016
mugGet the Retro-Spank mug.

booby spank

When a women with big boobs run and her boobs spank together.
That runner girls boobs kept booby spanking together
by Tittyspanker47 June 4, 2016
mugGet the booby spank mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email