Definitions by bigbarbie86

german army hat 

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

german army hat by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015

fucktarded 

Someone who is so retarded they are beyond retarded, they are fucktarded.

Why would you do that? You are fucktarded!

fucktarded by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

Halloweenie

When a guy puts a costume on his penis for halloween

Dude, check out my sweet Dracula halloweenie!

Halloweenie by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

Butthole spank 

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.

Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.

Butthole spank by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

grandma dildo

A old fashioned wooden dildo

Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?

grandma dildo by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015