grandma dildo

A old fashioned wooden dildo

Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

fucktarded

Someone who is so retarded they are beyond retarded, they are fucktarded.

Why would you do that? You are fucktarded!

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015

Butthole spank

When you fart so hard that it stings your butthole.

Owww shit, that fart hurt like a butthole spank.

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

Halloweenie

When a guy puts a costume on his penis for halloween

Dude, check out my sweet Dracula halloweenie!

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015