Dick Swatter

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls

My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.

by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023

Travel Shattered

feeling tired and confused after traveling long distances, or through multiple time zones

We just got back from our trip, after the 12 hour drive we were travel shattered.

by Guerra661 February 17, 2025

jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

The Fly Swatter

When you grab the fly of your pants towards a girl in a sexual manner, and she swats your hand away and slaps you with a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Jake from accounting tried to grope himself in front of me and I hit him with The Fly Swatter.

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

soul DEATH (soul shatters btw)

you know, a bunch of people hate this game, why? oh well, its just, TEAMERS, HACKERS, AND OOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP characters. all of these reasons are stupid, first of all, teamers, this is not a reason to hate the game, its a reason to hate the particular person who teams, and there's always teamers in poplar games, like among us, discord cheaters. second of all, hackers, same thing, the only problem is, there is no automatic system to ban hackers in Roblox, we have to call the mods of the game to ban them, third of all, op charact- what the frick do you mean OP? THIS IS AN UNDERTALE FIGHTING GAME, OF CORSE THERE IS OP CHARACTERS, THE DEV IS TRYING TO BE REALISTIC TO THE GAME

soul DEATH (soul shatters btw) an good game, hated by everyone for some reason

by someone else thats not u February 5, 2021

Invader of Shattered Time

a more COOL and EPIC way to say Jotaro Kujo and his stand Star Platinum and is referring to when Jotaro moves in DIO's stopped time

Jotaro Kujo - Invader of Shattered Time
DIO - Ruler of Shattered Time

by red_sus April 30, 2022

Junkie verbal spatter

When a low form drug addict talks shit or creates sentences with there small annoying dumb ass minds that are lies or highly exaggerated in order to impress their “victim” (any individual they are speaking to) or to appear to be more then they are/ appear to have more then they do/ appear to be something that they are not/ appear to own something that they do not. In short, verbal communication made by a junkie that is not to be believed, unbelievable or large chains of small talk interconnected that the victim does not give a fuck about.

Man, this fucking guy, just all junkie verbal spatter all day long, I can’t be fucked listening to him.

by False.Pulse June 2, 2022