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coochie smoochie

Mouth activity placed on a female's lower region of the body.
I'm just trying to get some coochie smoochies in 2018.
by dr. sleez May 1, 2018
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Smoothie

a smoothie is a guy who is very hot, sxc etc. came from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are got guys...
my god brad is such a smoothie
by gengen August 7, 2004
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Smoosh

noun. A word that replaces any swear. adjective. a word that describes a gross object.
N) You smoosh. Go smoosh yourself adj) that good was so smoosh. Look zat the guys hair its so smoosh
by platypus_revenge May 30, 2009
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Smooshy Face

A person, usually a male, who has a fresh shaven head resembling a squashed tomato. It is often hard to describe but obvious when seen, described only as being 'smooshy' and 'smooshy face' because for some reason the word face and not head comes to mind.
OR
A really short distance from the shaven scalp from a person's eyes a.k.a having a short forehead.
Chris! You got a new haircut! You're so smooshy! You have got a smooshy face!
by Smooshface June 1, 2009
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smoothie

Sperm in the mouth as a result of a blowjob. Also a sperm smoothie or a cum smoothie.
Q: Did you get anywhere with that redhead last night?

A: Yeah, she blew me and I gave her a smoothie.
by nikki.t September 18, 2010
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Asshole Smoothie

The food equivalent of how you feel after a night of drug use, alcohol abuse etc. etc.
I feel like an asshole smoothie after that party last night.
by Party Boy NW June 23, 2009
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fruit smoothie

1. A reference to a homosexual male or an effeminite heterosexual male with a smoothly shaved or naturally bare chest.

2. When two homosexual males are at the beach, the one that is applying suntan lotion to the other is known as the fruit smoothie.
Look at the hot guy with the bare chest playing volleyball! Don't get your hopes up, he's probably a fruit smoothie.

What about the hot guy on the beach towel over there? Forget him. I just saw him rubbing suntan lotion on the guy next to him. He's a fruit smoothie!
by Pinky518 July 16, 2010
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