by Pialinist June 11, 2020
Get the A Situation mug.by Ghaldor13 July 20, 2010
Get the Al-Queda flight simulator mug.Related Words
the person that suction cups a GPS, radar/laser detector, satellite radio receiver, toll road puck, post-it note holder and hands-free mobile holder to the windshield of their compact car leaving a whopping 5"x7" of viewing area
Charlie: Wow, that guy is a multi-tasker, but he's a cup of coffee from being distracted while driving.
Ted: No, he's OK, he's a flight simulator.
Ted: No, he's OK, he's a flight simulator.
by Kostasots July 27, 2010
Get the Flight Simulator mug.when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.
often inappropiate
often inappropiate
Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl
boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl
boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.
by Lexxxilynn February 7, 2010
Get the situational comedian mug.When you're dating a girl and she only pays attention to you when there aren't better looking guys around.
guy1- "hey, whys your girlfriend spending all her time with that guy?"
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
guy2- "Because I'm only her situational boyfriend at parties..."
guy1- "wow, what a bitch."
by everyfuckingnameistaken March 17, 2011
Get the Situational Boyfriend mug.Term used by employers for employee absences or tardiness when the employee never discusses what the actual reason is. The term ‘situation’ is the only reason given by them employee. This typically occurs in lower pay grade manual labor jobs where the employees a generally unreliable anyway.
Boss man: Hey, Marcus! How come you didn’t show for work yesterday?
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
Marcus: Man Boss, I had that situation to take care of! I couldn’t come in.
Boss man: What fucken situation!? You better not pull that shit again or your ass is outta here.
Marcus: I can’t help it boss. I was on my situation. I had to take care of that shit.
Boss man: Bullshit. You were either to hung over or still high from the night before. That’s the situation. One more situational absence and you’re fired! Got that!
Marcus: Man… that bullshit. I can’t help all these mother fuckers always puttin me in these situations.
by Jackthesnipper9512365 February 19, 2012
Get the Situational Absence mug.A situation that has become a relationship or a relationship that has become a situation. In either case it’s more than likely someone is unhappy in one or the other. Thus, situationship.
She wasn’t fully committing to him and he didn’t know where he stood so it felt more like a situationship then a relationship.
by 420success July 18, 2020
Get the situationship mug.