The act of taking welfare from the rich and giving it to an audience of mostly middle class women. She may involve a celebrity to make the audience go out of their minds and increase ratings.
Alan: The lead in story on three of the network news programs last night was about the Oprah giveaway.
Warren:That's the basic principle of Oprhamics... giving toys from the rich to create tomorrow's tv audience
the person that suction cups a GPS, radar/laser detector, satellite radio receiver, toll road puck, post-it note holder and hands-free mobile holder to the windshield of their compact car leaving a whopping 5"x7" of viewing area
Charlie: Wow, that guy is a multi-tasker, but he's a cup of coffee from being distracted while driving.
Ted: No, he's OK, he's a flight simulator.
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Flight Simulator
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