shed syndrome

once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.

even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.

Ashley: close the door marcus

Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.

when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed

by gOD12345678901234 July 28, 2011

shedboy

A boy whose dad locks him in the shed , his dad is a convicted pedophile . He thinks he is a bad cunt but is really a lesbicoon , will staunch up to you if you slap him but will bitch it if your actually gonna hit him

stupid fuken shedboy go get fucked by your pedophile dad

by superduperasianguy October 14, 2011

Shedgie

A shirt wedgie

Yo this fat dudes shirt is vacuum sealed in his ass. He got a shedgie

by ChinotheJet March 15, 2015

shed spin

When you 360 and as you get back round while wanking hard you let your load go on ya bird

Susan loves a shed spin

by SchlongHead123 September 7, 2016

shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.

*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016

shedonte

A mean person at time, but she can be nice when she feels like it. Don't ever insult her friends or she will beat the shit out of you and you won't live to see another day. She is smart and loves animals and her quote is "all black everything". She also has a dirty mind with all her friends and her baes.

Don't mess with shedonte.

by bibbbbbbbbb February 14, 2017

Shed

Is when someone gives u a hickey

Aw last night my girl have me a shed. It's big and red.

by Battygal🍑🍑❤ April 4, 2017