Shoveling Dirt

Shoveling dirt is a man masturbating, using his own shit for lube.

Greg was waiting for Barbie for so long, that he spent two years shoveling dirt until she could get her green card.

by SargentMac July 6, 2011

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Shoveldick

The act of placing a shovel handle between one's legs to mimick a penis.

Exhausted from packing an entire landing under the influence of pineapple 4loko, the innebriated sasquatch whipped out the old shoveldick for some comic relief at the trails.

by Sassy Sasquatch November 22, 2013

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Sheveled • shevel • Sheveler • Shevella • Mr. Shevelson • shovel • Shovelface • shekel • shovel head • Shoveling

Shovel Patrol

The Nerdiest of Band Drop-outs

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by Andy Farrell July 31, 2003

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sheelah

Mrs sheelah Aggoun, my sweet wife, love of my life, stubborn but lovely, represent life & happiness N affection

when i'm with SHEELAH i'm the most happy man in the world

by psycoz December 19, 2016

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sheelp

people who are docile, compliant, or easily influenced: people likened to sheep

dont ne rucha sleep and get off your phone . a sleep are people who are docile, compliant, or easily influenced: people likened to sheep. so don be a sheelp

by cbdvcihefvbiefhvpiwr8 June 3, 2017

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