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thottie seven 

a group of girls on twitter who think their better of anyone else, two of them are dating but it isnt confirmed
girl: ugh do you like jane? (drunkboyslirry) ?
girl : no! shes part of the thottie seven!
thottie seven by plsfukme June 25, 2014

Lucky Seven 

When a girl is being penetrated by seven cocks in any crevice that is available. The ass, pussy, mouth, eye sockets, arm pits, ears and boobs are suitable options.
"Hey bro, we ran a lucky seven last night on Tiffany at the party."

The Seven Hills School 

The best school in Cincinnati. For incredibly artsy, intelligent and rich kids. Everyone there is incredibly kind and personable.
Jim: "Ahh that guy is so nice and artsy! Where does he go to school"

Sara: "Oh he must go to The Seven Hills School..."

The Seven Deadly Sins

An alcoholic shot comprised of equal parts of the seven cheapest liquors available for purchase at the establishment in which you are consuming alcohol and things of that nature.
AR: Can I get The Seven Deadly Sins for my buddies 21st birthday?
Bartender: Yeah. Your an ass hole. Your friend will now hate you forever.

Half your age plus seven rule. 

A mathematical equation used to find the youngest age a person can date without being considered a disgusting, cradle robbing freak. (A/2)-7=Y, where A is your age and Y is the youngest you should date.

Conversely the rule can be inverted to find the oldest age a person should date. 2(A-7)=O, where A is your age and O is the oldest you should date.
John is 26 and dating a 20 year old named Kate, (26/2)+7=20. Their relationship satisfies the half your age plus 7 rule.

Kate is 20 and dating a 26 year old named John. 2(20-7)=26. This relationships satisfies the inverse of the half your age plus seven rule.

half-your-age-plus-seven 

Other people are getting the reverse rule wrong. It would not be twice your age minus seven; it would be twice (your age minus seven).
- Dude, you're 40 and dating a 27-year-old. Isn't that a bit gross?

- Hey, half-your-age-plus-seven.

- Oh? So that means you would go for twice-your-age-minus-seven? So for you that would be 73.

- Actually, it's twice-the-quantity-your-age-minus-seven. So 66.

- ???

- I'm guessing you're too dense to see this algebraically. It's alright; we can take our results and work backwards. 73/2=36.5, and 36.5+7=43.5. However, 66/2=33, and 33+7=40. Got it?

- Ah, OK. So you'd go for a 66-year-old then?

- Fuck no.