Secret King

Someone who values themself and shiny things over truth and Logic. Someone lacking Logos. Most likely into self sodomy and picking up nickels in cornfields.

That secret King is definitely a buttpumper. Did you see the secret King in his fancypants on his rainbow roller skates?

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

secret life fatty

Also known to as slf, a secret life fatty is someone who looks skinny or fit in real life but is so physically unfit that running two feet makes them collapse from exhaustion.

Secret life fatties also tend to consume unhealthy foods on a regular basis, also adding to their lack of physical fitness.

Person A: "You don't need to lose weight. Look at how skinny you are, I bet you could outrun me by miles"
Person B: "Yeah but I am such a secret life fatty. Running from here to that tree a few feet away is a tough feet for me. I know! Let's go get chinese and donuts!"

by Bob Errey October 22, 2008

hot doc's secret white root medicine

spooge, discovered by cave men, thought to cure acne, genital warts, cold sores, stomach ulsers, broken bones and old age when applied liberally to effected area. Now known to wipe out memories, create falsehoods and deplete mental capacity of the ejaculator.

"My tummy hurts, baby." she says
"Well, ya kno what ya need?" he grins
"Ah, no, what's that sweetie?" she pines
"Ya need ta swaller ya a shot of Hot Doc's Sekrit Wite Rout Medisin" he blubbers

by Maria B April 24, 2004

secrefreak

1. A closet freak
2. A person whose quiet demeanor leads others to believe they're innocent, but they're sexually corrupted, kinky, and perverted
3. Slang combination of the words "secret" and "freak"

He seemed innocent until he admitted the true reason he had his tongue pierced.

by bebelicha March 10, 2004

secrent

Beyong secret, more secret than a secret, transcending the very concept of a secret. A secret so secret only a few even know it, let alone understand it.

I will tell you about a secrent IRC channel that only the most 1337 can see.

by supar ninja March 9, 2005

Secret box

A box that is secret.

Person: "I need a box that is secret to put my stuff that is secret in so that all my stuff that is secret is secretly secrete in my secret box that is secretly keeping my secret stuff that I secretly use for secret stuff that I do secretly."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Victoria's Secret Employee

A person (usually a girl) who is extremely nice, helpful, and attentive to her customers. Nice looks are generally a plus

The Victoria's Secret Employees just make it so lovely to shop in their store!

by Rynn is a pretty name August 20, 2010