Hoe Season

Usually it starts during the summer when school lets out Females or males have hoes single or not..

Suh its hoe season.

by Oglelo May 24, 2018

Hunting Season

The 3 months in a year where you can kill furries

It's hunting season, baby!

by Doodle128 May 11, 2022

don't disturb hoodie season

Don't disturb hoodie season is the time where your girlfriend can't ask for your hoodie because it is getting colder then Santa's North pole

Girlfriend:can I have your hoodie I'm cold
Boyfriend: hell no it's don't disturb hoodie season and it's cold as fuck
Girlfriend: ....

by Colton bass November 22, 2019

Holiday Season

Some bullshit politically correct term to avoid saying the dreaded word "Christmas" even though everyone knows that's exactly what you're fucking talking about.

Anal uptight liberal American: Why, hello little Muslim person, I wish you a happy holiday season on this December 25!

Muslim: Don't you mean 'merry Christmas'? I mean... it's fucking Christmas, for fuck's sake.

Anal uptight liberal American: *head explodes*

by JeChristo July 25, 2011

seadonkey

A girl who is unattractive due to face, weight, or personality who is notoriously difficult to get rid of. A girl who doesn't get the obvious hints that they are not wanted.

Man: Gee, you seem pretty tired, I will call you a cab.

Seadonkey: Oh, I'm not too tired. I can stay.

or

Seadonkey: Thats ok, I will just crash here.

by Leah SG September 8, 2006

Season

Noun : One who is so badass, that they amaze all who look on to them. Verb: To destroy someone so intensely that they are reduced to a quivering pile of their own urine. related to cooking terms. To season a dish before you put a fork in it because their done.

Angelina Jolie was so season in Wanted. Not so much in Changleling.
Please don't season me. I had so much to live for.

by Edoublev July 7, 2010

Shamona

Word that expresses many terms as a friend or someone you hate. Said by Michael Jackson as Shamon and then transformed it into shamona. Also a form of epilepsy.

Hey what in the shamona are you doing.

You have been diagnosed with shamona you have 3 weeks to live.

by UhhthePaul April 18, 2010