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Molson Scale

A determinant of how many beers you must consume before you bed her. Comes from Canadian brewing company Molson. Merged with Coors because Canadian beer sucks. The higher the number, the worse the situation.
She's overweight, but I'll smash. How many more on the Molson Scale?
Ehhh...go with 5
by amato24 February 21, 2011
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Scaper

A devoted fan of the science fiction television show Farscape.
Jon is quite a Scaper.
by Tom E. Pinkerton November 18, 2002
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A scale on which you rate girls by their looks. Only. So anti sapi omg
The scale:
1. FUCKING UGLY WTF
2. Really ugly
3. Ugly
4. Ew
5. Eh
6. Okay
7. Cute
8. Hot
9. Model
10. OMG GODDESS
John: She's cute
Ryan: So about a seven on the 1-10 female attractivness scale.
John: ya dude ur smart
by itz_kidz October 2, 2016
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10 Point Scale

The ascending scale at which men judge other women.

1 being the lowest value, 10 being the highest.

Can be affected and altered due to many different situations, including alcohol, various hallucinogens, states of depression, horniness, et cetera.

Interestingly enough, the scale will vary from male to male.
"Yo check out that 8.7 man, 1 o'clock."

"All's I see is a 6.5 on my 10 Point Scale, chach.
by Derik September 12, 2005
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Obesity Scale

The JL Obesity Scale (thx John)

Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls

Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless

Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods

Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.

Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.

Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
Hey guys sorry to interupt your flight but we have to make room in the isles for the category 6.
by A-Mac, JL November 11, 2004
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scamper

To run or hurry away from something, usually a fat chick at a party.
Dawg, i just scampered away from this Betty McNasty, I can't belive I away from her huge gaping hagina!!!
by coby March 2, 2003
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scapid

A synthesis of scary and stupid; often used as an adjective to describe reckless behaviour that is dumb and frightening.
"I didn't realize how scapid it was to join the army until I was on the front lines with a rifle."
by DFRussia March 24, 2008
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