swing meat

An 8-13 inch cock that usually has very aggressive veins and an exploding range of 10-12 feet...Usually when pulled from the drawers the penis likes to swing around before adjusting hince the name "swing"

Damn his swing meat sure made me hungry
Ya did you see his swing meat on that girls face

by SGEEZY December 15, 2007

Swindon

Toilet, a place to defacate.
Sewer.

Swindon? I shalt not venture their Antonio, for it is a shite-hole populated by the ill-bred and feeble minded.

William Shakespeare

by Roo August 5, 2003

Swinny

When man is hard to love, and expects constant reach arounds, its quite often possible to fantasize about your best mates mother. He's hard to please, and certainly even harder to talk to.

He didn't speak a word till after the reach around, and then just said....waaaaa! I'm Swinny good!

by Andrew Swinton September 9, 2007

swingdogs

A nice set of boobs/tits

Check out her swingdogs

by Barry Lord Christou January 12, 2009

swiney

When one coughs, sneezes, or breathes and everyone assumes they have swine flu.

Bob's a bit swiney this week, i reckon we should quarantine him with Glen 20.

by Crittle-Lee June 10, 2009

Swingrich

"Swingrich" is a CPOS masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person.

"I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous but he was just a swingrich."

by Slog lexicon February 5, 2012

Swink

When one or the other eye of someone under the influence of marijuana's has become so squinted that it temporarily closes, resulting in a slow motion wink.

Stoned+wink=swink

Dude, I'm so high, I think my eye just swink-ed!

by dozombiespoop August 31, 2015