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by Wizardofboz1 December 28, 2017

National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.

Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard

by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018

Midnight Uncle Smack

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and are woken in the middle of the night by your uncle squatting over your cock slapping your face.

You look tired today. Didn’t you sleep well? I was until I got the midnight uncle smack. My cheeks hurt too. I think I see a bruise.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

smachmo

term used to identify a large and rather ominous beast

i was walking the wrong way and i must have offended a nearby smachmo

by stfu fagotrybus February 19, 2003

smackalacka

A two player smacking game. Players start on opposite ends of the room and approach eachother while acting like apes and making ape noises in a rythmic manner. Once next to each other the players quickly spin in circles letting gravity control their arms. The players continue spinning while saying "smackalacka-lacka-lacka..." until one player can't take it anymore. At which point a winner is crowned

Dude, whose up for Smackalacka tournament!

by clifford July 15, 2003

smackdacky

An edible piece of drywall that comes complete with a spackle spread, packaged like a Cheese & Crackers.

"Hey Cletus, pass some of that there Smackdacky over here."

by Krakky McKraken December 16, 2004

Smackbitch

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!

That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008