Sarcastic switch

When you say something in a sarcastic manner and someone doesn't understand you're being sarcastic, and starts arguing your very point in a direct manner. Then in turn you argue against your mutual point of view with them in order to further make a jackass out of them.

Works in a group of people who are listening and can laugh at them with you.

Sarcastic switch :

1. That R. Kelly guy really caught a lot of undue bs for pissing on that girl!

2. She was only fourteen! How would you feel if that was your daughter!

1. Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!

2. You're a pervert!

1. Quit being uptight, Dudley do right!

by RobdubyaRobdubya March 29, 2011

Sarcastic brilliant

When you don't feel compelled to talk or continue a conversation with another person, or when you have just been insulted but don't have the effort to respond with any type of come back
you use the sarcastic brilliant from the show/movie 'inbetweeners' mainly used by Simon.

Jack: Jeremy you are so dumb

Jeremy: Brilliant

Matt: I was talking to luke and he just used the sarcastic brilliant on me!

Karl: Brilliant

Matt: HEY!

by J.Wheeler October 11, 2011

sarcastic

talking about curing corona virus cures by chugging bleach and shoving a uv flashlight up your ass.

"I was asking a question sarcastically to reporters just like you, just to see what would happen"

by teeeeeeeheeeeeeesdflsdjflk April 24, 2020

sarcasmistic

Mixture of "sarcasm" and "orgasmic:" a bit like schadenfreude, that great feeling when you get really biting sarcasm.

That Woody Allen movie was sarcasmistic, though twisted (and perhaps because)

by mirimin April 7, 2004

sarcasmic

Being sarcastic to a subject so severly that it gives one an orgasm.

I was spitten hot fire at her all night...sarcasmic.

by The Real Steal July 1, 2011

Sarcastard

Someone who is retarded at picking up on sarcasm.

"millionaire is the worlds greatest show!"
"i know right!!! i lurv it sooooo much!"
"uh, dude, sarcastic, you are such a sarcastard!!"

by argustuft November 5, 2011

Sarcastrophe

Text symbol '$' denoting sarcasm for those times when you fear someone might actually think you mean what you say. Note the difference between these two messages: 'That was a great idea! :)' and 'That was a great idea, idiot.' Now you can text the second meaning without having to type 'idiot' at the end!

That Breaking Bad episode made me feel so optimistic! $

Your skirt looks great with those shoes. $

Would you like to go on a date with me? $

$=sarcastrophe

by Funny Fun Maker of Fun October 3, 2013