Randy

I cloth or tissue that has recently been used as a depository for male semen and is partially dried. Usually somewhat crusty on the edges but damp and cool to the touch.

I found a randy on my roommates night stand. Don't shake his hand anytime soon.

by TexasTiger92 February 26, 2017

randy

muh boi from da 813 tampa bay holla at ya boi

randy hewet jr. ma boi....hit meh bacc cuh

by wyte hype July 16, 2008

Randy

Annoying ass nigga, loves to start shit and ALSO doesn't listen..
avoid this nigga at all costs.
He is Small but LOVES to act all bool and shit, again avoid this nigga at all costs OR else you will be eternally annoyed

Randy; loves to annoy people and he watches roblox Porn

by CrustyFlakez July 2, 2019

Quiet Randy

When you shit in someone's mouth to shut them up.

I just couldn't sleep. He was snoring so loud I, gave him a quiet randy to keep him quiet.

by jinjabread_man May 8, 2011

randy munyon

A faggot

Dude1: Look at that Randy Munyon over there!
Dude2: Dude Randy Munyon is a faggot!

by isuckallotoffuckingcocks September 16, 2016

Randy

The act of hurting ones feelings or snagging over someone.

Matt called her a whore, he just randyed on her.

I threw up a pass and Jerome randyed on this small white dude

by TshOw23 January 12, 2012

wet randy

when you lick your finger or use your tounge to wetten between someone elses finger(webbing). Mostly uncomfortable due to the moisture between the fingers forcing a wipeoff immediately.

person 1: dude i cant believe she licked between your fingers!

person 2: yeah, she really wet randy'ed me.

by jaybuckets September 24, 2011