restaurant can

The effect that working at a restaurant has on on a woman's ass. Over time as the woman indulges in more and more free food, her ass increases in size on the same curve. Also known as restaurant ass.

That waitress must have been working here at least 6 months with a restaurant can like that.

by chrisemc October 24, 2017

rectal fetch

Is a sophisticated way of saying "pulling something out of your arse"

"Dad... why did they build the Great Wall of China?"
"It was built in the time of Emporer Nasi Goreng to keep the rabbits out"
"Dad... did you just go the rectal fetch?"

by Sydsal November 4, 2017

rectal implosion

(Verb) An act occurring when the rectal cavity becomes tightened to the point of immense pressure and the digestive system implodes

Ethan suffered a rectal implosion yesterday. There was rectal plasm everywhere.

by Kenyoudigit17 November 14, 2017

restaurant widow

A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.

Does Faye have a husband, we've never seen him?
She's a restaurant widow.
Ah, that explains it.

by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017

restart custard

another way to say retard

admin: this is a children friendly chat
non-admin: okay,
other non-admin: ###### filtered
non-admin: you restart custard, there's a filter

by Lolnutcracker December 15, 2017

Restlessness Disorder

This disorder makes you feel as if your thoughts are clogging your brain and you can’t help but be negative. It can make you push people away because you want your head to stop or you think that your protecting people from yourself. You isolate yourself from society and even you family. It causes your mental stability to go down and make your emotions harder to control.

"I think I have Restlessness Disorder."

by Prince_L May 11, 2018

RectalMo

A popular Youtube star on the internet who getsthis bread.

I wish i had as much swag as RectalMo.

by RectalMo December 23, 2018