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Cock Redirect

When a male is cock blocked. Then given a different female with which intercourse is/will be had.
A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.

or

Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.

Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.

Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!
by BE_Rogue July 8, 2010
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hard refresh

Recovering an erection moments after ejaculation.
She gaped in astonishment as his capacity to hard refresh.
by Graz'zt May 6, 2014
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Circular Reference

In Excel, a circular reference is when a cell references itself; ultimately, a massive flaw in logic.

Someone who is the human form of a circular reference is someone who displays a massive flaw in logic. I.e. someone who is Derp, is also a 'Circular Reference'. They have zero logic to anything they do.
In the workplace -

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Person B: Sue is basically a circular reference.

In life -

Self explanatory. We all know that person who is a circular reference. 9/10 they are named Bryce.
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