reddiornot

To fake the movement of turning a knob, on a DJ controller, with a somewhat violent flick of the wrist.

Bro, did you notice how much Skrillex would reddiornot in his set last night.

by ALPHA POLAR BEAR April 23, 2015

Redding,CT

Where you go to live if you are wealthy but don't feel the need to constantly show it (as in Wilton and Weston).

Son: Daddy, why doesn't mommy wear her pearls and best gowns to walk the dog?

Father: Silly child. We live in Redding,CT, not Wilton,CT.

by 203GUY January 3, 2011

redditor

a place where you will find things that can be considered uncanny. wholesome 100 chungus keanu reeves poggers

John: Woah, that was a wholesome 100 chungus keanu reeves poggers bruh moment
Axel: What the fuck, are you a redditor?

by thotneeshia September 22, 2020

reddict

A combination of the words "reddit" and "addict", a reddict is defined to be one who spends countless hours of his or her life wasting away on reddit, clicking on everything and the proceeding to spam his or her friends facebook walls and news feeds with links to in-depth comment threads on the quality of bathroom graffiti, pictures of newborn platypuses, and rage comic after rage comic. after. rage. comic.

How to spot a reddict based on:
Their vocalizations
"Hey man, check out this conspiracy theory posted on reddit! Theses guys are claiming Rebecca Black's Friday is actually about JFK's assassination!!"
"Look at this X-Wing fighter I just made out of office supplies!!"
"AdviceAnimals KNOW ALL!!"
"Is that a balloon triceratops?!?!?"

Their appearance
-Likely to be shrunken in appearance from hours of inactivity
-Eyes bloodshot and strained from computer glare at 4:00am
-Likely to suffer from a form of carpal tunnel syndrome of the index finger

Their facebook interactions
-Consist of post after post containing a link via reddit
-Posting continuing through all hours of the night
-Consist of nothing except reddit

Take caution in dealing with such individuals and viewing their spam so as to avoid joining their ranks and submitting oneself to the temptation that is reddit.

Facebook User 1:"Another post! This is the 6th philosoraptor in the past 10 minutes!"
Facebook User 2: "Man, that Jesse kid sure is a reddict."

by maydaylvr3 June 7, 2011

Redditard

A Reddit user that hates Fortnite for the community of children that play it, not the game itself, nuts Minecraft like it's the holy grail even though kids play it too, has homophobia, has the blood of a Karen (by calling autistic kids dumb or whatever), believes that PewDiePie and Keanu Reeves are gods, calls moderators gay, and is just a karma whore by always being hungry for upvotes

Redditard: Fartnut bad, Minecraft good, mods gay, upvotes to the left
Some intelligent person: Oh shut up Redditard

by HeckinBrandon March 6, 2020

Redditor/discord weeb

The worst species of weeb. They spend hours in their habitat (their bedroom) occasionally coming out for food. They usually drink energy drinks and play genshi impact and say you never leave the house even though they haven't left theirs since 2004. When they grow to adults they stay in their mums basement or loft till 34 when they realise they have to do something with their lifes. Also this is from personal experience they sweat at rainbow 6

What's that redditor/discord weeb doing outside his basement

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Redditoid

A frequent and skilled Redditor, often a stereotypical woke neoliberal who thinks Kamala Harris is a kween, either between 12 to 15 or 30 to 40

Normal Person: I don't think Joe Biden is a good candidate, I prefer X instead
Redditoid: OMG WHO HURT YOU???? Fortnite Bad Pewdiepie Good Joe Biden moment WHOLESOME 100 Keanu Chungus I hate little children, hahahahahah Prequel good funny ahahahhahah Jimmy Kimmel own Orange Man ahahhahahaqhahahha THIS JUST THIS, YIKES! Not Ridin' with Biden not wholesome REDDIT DO YOUR THING! CHINA BAD!: Edit - Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!

by Basil II January 24, 2021