cooter punch

Ancient Chinese retaliatory maneuver in which a male blocks his testicles from being kicked by a female and instantly drops to his knees and punches the female in the vaginal area causing intense pain and simultaneous shame

Jan tried to kick frank in the balls but he countered with a cooter punch that shook her ovaries loose.

by thesircus January 10, 2009

Nigger Punch

Pronunciation: \ˈni-gər ˈpənch\
Function: noun
Date: 21st century

1 : any variety of grape flavored beverages containing either alcohol or high quantities of sugar a : grape flavored "kool-aid" b : MD 20/20 Red Grape

2 : a home made concoction, originated in the southern United States (Texas), containing promethazine, codeine, and soda

3 : Africanized moonshine

Call it what you will: sizzurp, purple drank, lean; I call it for what it is....nigger punch!

by Jim Fuckin'! Morrison August 4, 2009

sandwich punch game

The sandwich game is a highly addictive obsession practiced by people everywhere. Once you introduce your friends to the sandwich game, eating sandwiches in the precence of eachother will never be the same again. The official rules are online, but here is a condesed form for easy reading.

1. In the event that you see a sandwich with nothing adamant on top of it, you must punch it.

2. If you are eating a sandwich, you must cover it with an adamant object if it is not in your hands. Otherwise, it may be subject to punching.

3. You cannot punch the sandwich if it has an object on it, the owner is holding it, or the owner does not know the rules of the Sandwich Punching Game.

4. The game begins when the owner of the sandwich takes a bite out of said sandwich, cuts it, or dismembers it in any way.

Joelle: I just made a delicious sandwich! *takes a bite out of it* Oh, shit, I need to go do something over there! *leaves the unprotected sandwich on the table*

Tony: SANDWICH PUNCH! *punches sandwich*

Joelle: You're such a fucking assbucket, Tony.

Tony: Sandwich punch game!

by The sandwich puncher December 29, 2009

Christ Punch

While having missionary style sex, with the Females arms at her sides like Jesus on the Cross, you proceed till the point where she is about to orgasm. As she climaxes you slam both elbows down into her eye sockets and she will see Jesus.

Sandy told me she wanted to go to Church more, so instead I Gave her a Christ Punch, now she's an atheist.

by HeyzoosKrist August 6, 2011

Snookie punch

When a girl, (famously named after snookie from mtv's "jersey shore") gets punched in the face by a dude. It's usually followed my some fist pumping and brawling by greasy italians.

Scott: Ang, don't piss me off.
Ang: Why, what're you going to do about it?
Scott: Bitch, I'll snookie punch you right now.

by sjgjsalmp<3 January 11, 2010

trash can punch

drink made mainly of Hawaiian punch and everclear,with the purpose of getting undergrad girls and everyone else drunk at fraternity parties

That trash can punch got me wasted last night.

I heard they peed in the trash can punch.

by meliza April 26, 2005

Korean Punch

When someone throws an illegal or cheap punch to an opponent's throat.

Originating from a Taekwondo tournament during the 2009 South East Asia games, where a Korean contestant illegally knocked out an opponent by a punch to the throat and was made "legal" because the judges where all Korean.

Hey man, did you just just Korean punch that guy? I think he won't be able to speak for a week.

by cloudbear December 10, 2009