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Pat That Pudding 

ooomf I wanna pat that pudding!
Related Words
pud pudding pudge puddle puddle jumper puddin puddy pudd puddi puddle slut

Die in a puddle 

An insult simultaneously telling someone they're short enough to die in a puddle while telling them to KYS
Person 1- *scares person 2
Person 2- "Go die in a puddle
Die in a puddle by Derpman1256 March 11, 2017

Quivering Love Pudding 

A wet pussy that’s aching and ready for the D.
I reached under her skirt and found her quivering love pudding.

Rachel’s quivering love pudding got some good D last night.

Balls in the Pudding 

This idiom is a combination of the proverb "the proof of the pudding is in the eating" (typically shortened to "the proof is in the pudding") and the popular misconception of the saying "balls to the wall". Its meaning is derived from the two. It is used to express putting every effort into attaining a goal. The proof of ones balls, as they say, is in the pudding. The invoking of pudding implies that one's testicular fortitude can therefore be quantified; to go balls in the pudding, one must take quite a risk. A proper use of "balls in the pudding" only occurs when one stands to lose or gain a great deal based on a single decision.

-You're going nil on this last hand of spades? What if you fail? You're so far behind already!
-I know, but if you win this game it's over anyway. I've got to go balls in the pudding.

Pudzianowski 

The greatest living being on the planet
The strongest man alive to walk the earth
He eats nails for breakfast and tacks for snacks, and for dinner he feeds babies steroids and then eats them an hour later
AKA the Polish Bigfoot.
Pudzianowski won a weightlifting contest with his penis!
Pudzianowski by mster1 October 20, 2008

pussy puddle 

the juices left on a surface after a woman has been sexually excited and her vaginal secretions oozed through her clothing
Dude, i was makin out with that chick on your couch and she left a pussy puddle on the cushion.
pussy puddle by the_blind_owl February 22, 2010