Pride Month

That month of the year where normal people are supposed to bow down to the LGBTIAPMNVCOUYRE community or be gaslighted and called a homophobe

“You support pride month?”
“Hell no”
“Eww you’re so fucking homophobic
“Ok my guy…”
“It is ma’am!!!”

by PyroSabr July 3, 2022

Straight Pride parade

a traffic jam

Person 1: You are so late for work! Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing

by Tobias Octagon July 20, 2022

Happy Pride

Happy Pride is a term used to denote Gay Pride festivities — that thing where you Party and Play all day until you die of dehydration and loneliness.

It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.

Happy Pride.
Bye, Fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023

Swallow my pride

it’s a British slang i think

If i were you i'll swallow my pride and forget

by HeshamMohammed September 5, 2020

heterosexual pride month

A made up month by conservatives who are mad gay people have rights, wanna be oppressed, and don’t realize that all the other 11 months of the year are already straight pride month.

Conservative: “Hey have you heard it’s heterosexual pride month?”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch”

by iBeleiveInMeSupremacy June 23, 2023

Straight pride month

This is a event that does not exist, straight people can’t understand that they don’t need a month because they will never be oppressed. August is august and it will never be your stupid little month!!!

“Straight Pride month isn’t a thing bro”
Sad the straight person with more than half a brain

by Laurie_myers July 21, 2022

PRIDE

A pro-gay people movement with a flag similar to an Airhead XTreme.

How's the PRIDE movement going?

by PrideAndAccomplishment June 17, 2018