Schlond poofa

Schlond poofa is the pet name used for anus, a play on "schlong puffer". While some people refer to their back door as a "tailpipe", there is a movement to refers to a car's tailpipe as this back door euphamism.

The vandals put sugar in his gas tank and a potato in his schlond poofa.

by jolyrojr September 27, 2021

poof

poof on the bbc three comedy little britain, daffydd thomas, who wears tight leather clothes, and has a really annoyin accent, who lives in the barely knwon welsh village of llandewi brefi (or whatever!) and claims to be the 'only gay in the village' when clearly, he aint.

get over urself daffydd. You aint the only gay in the village.

'help me with the shopping'
'oh i cant im gay'
'poof'
'homeophobe!'
'what?'
'my own mother! im callin childline!'

by Soph Lee June 29, 2006

poof tree

Large young retard whom smokes shitty weed. He is also a bitch.

Poof Tree is here, lets leave!

by akdlnhkj March 28, 2007

poofed

means to have stolen something or to have your stuff stolen

Damn yo he just poofed ya shit.

Man i straight poofed her phone.

by Naj13 June 27, 2011

Poofta

A man or object formally know as pelix manchez married to Nanstink mcmussle...

Hey mate you look like a poofta Rockin that bow..

by Johnny useless July 30, 2019

National Pomf Day

A day where all the pomfs (for people who don't know, just very fluffy furries or fluffy in general) get together and celebrate being a pomf and spread the happiness to others around them. This day begins on April 21st

Pomf 1: "oh hey it's national pomf day!"
Pomf 2: "heck yeah! Let's celebrate by cheering up all of our friends!"
Pomf 1 and pomf 2 then proceed to spread the joy to their friends who need some joy in these trying tomes

by Pomf_Man-42 April 18, 2021

poofer

Female sexual organ, commonly called the vagina, pussy, twat, cunt, box, lips, etc.

Man I want to rip that hoes poofer up!

by OJP July 10, 2003