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Poobis

A sandwich that consists of poo, jam, and butter of the peanut type. Usually sent to an individual whom you despise. It is best if you don’t tell the person you’re giving it to in advance, otherwise they won’t be as offended.
“Hey you stinker, take this!” “Oh my, what is this object which you have gifted me?” “That is private information, I cannot give you that information.” “Hey, you gave me a poobis, that is a rather unkind act!” “I don’t care, I despise you.”
by The Magic Mibbler October 22, 2023
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Poob

A term for when poop is used as a sexual lubricant. Also called "Poobrication".

Shit becomes "Poob" the second it makes contact with human or animal genitalia.
Jebediah (and his goat) loves the way poob feels during sex. They love a good, thick, and juicy poobrication.
by Poobmeister89 November 6, 2023
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Poobjob

When a male penis is jerked-off with poob. The act is mostly performed in poor communities, but can and is performed in even the wealthiest households.
Kim K spread her fat, plump ass, releasing a big pile of creamy poob on Hasbullahs baby dick. She then proceeded to give him a professional poobjob.
by Poobmeister89 November 6, 2023
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Poobar

A prying device used to enable a turd release when there is an extreme constipatory defecation.
I was so backed up, luckily I found a poobar to pry the clogger out.
by Franklin Greenpepper December 19, 2023
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poobert

a cute nickname for anything or anyone. the thing/person can be any size or even an animal. the subject is silly as hell
by axolotlmoshpit December 23, 2023
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Poobar

An elite group of thug ass og niggaz
Did you hear about what happened in Poobar?

Yeah, waffer got raped.
by cyphers January 4, 2024
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Poobarely

One that doesn’t wipe after a bowel movement
McDonald’s was out of toilet paper and I had to number 2 so today I’m a poobarely
by Mandit January 18, 2024
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