Penis Pilates

Exercises for your penis..

Mostly Penile Extension

If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...

by NidgeDFX January 6, 2015

Penis Pimple

1- Boyle on your dick

2- Irritation from shaving vaginas

3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.

Joshua : Shit, you eatin' pizza naked again?
Nick : Fuck no, I don't need another penis pimple

by John Murphy 1slynigga July 10, 2015

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016

penis in ass

its when u put pepe in sum 1 anus

"I put me penis in ass lastnight"

by littlegayboiwhosucks June 25, 2017

Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Penis pills

A pill to make yo dick shoot up

Penis pills

by Kenzkenx March 16, 2019

Penis Car Lesbian

It is Dick Van Dyke’s modern name
- Dick is a penis
- Van is a car
- Dike is a rude way of saying a lesbian

Person 1:Hey I love the Chimney man in Marry Poppins. What is his name in real life?
Person 2: Penis Car Lesbian

by Absent Shadow April 19, 2019