Poopsghetti

1. When you cook pasta and decide to mix lots of shit into the noodles, meat and sauce.

2. When you're on the toilet and the turds come out being very thin and numerous like noodles.

1. Guy: Poopsghetti is fucking disgusting man! Who'd ever eat that!?
2. Guy 1: I had to go number two really REALLY bad, but for some reason my crap ended up being really skinny
Guy 2: Oh that just means you were having Poopsghetti.

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 10, 2025

bar poopsie

flirtatious woman ,who hangs around bars a lot ,looking for a man. often has unattractive features but is thick skinned and brash

dont get friendly with Snaggle-tooth Mary,she is a real bar poopsie

by junnyald December 24, 2010

Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.

Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.

by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011

Nesquik poops

It is a type of shit that is very hard to shit out and very small. It has his name because it looks like nesquik cereal

I hate it when I take nesquik poops

by Heta April 25, 2015

The PoopShivers

The point at which you have held your poop in for so long that your body begins to shiver at random.

"Hey do you need a blanket? You look kind of cold."
"Oh no, I'm fine, I just have The PoopShivers."

by BigJamie88 July 30, 2016

Shmoopsie Poopsie

A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.

“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”

by Sir Jonathan Dingdong II August 3, 2018

Chocolate pogostick

A brothers big old weener.

Did you see that dudes chocolate pogostick I want in my butt?

by shug mike March 20, 2019