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Pokeybumwank

The art of poking ones bum to simulate the male g-spot while performing the art of wanking (Male masturbation).
'He totally is going for a pokeybumwank.'
'I did a pokeybumwank last night and it was the hardest I'd ever cum'
by SJIsCool April 1, 2010
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Pokemon insurance

First using a glitch to clone your pokemon/items,

and then trading the clones to another game cartridge... just in case

the internal battery should ever run dry, or the game breaks.. etc.
Could also be referred to as making a backup cartridge.
OH NO!!!! My saved game has disappeared... good thing I have pokemon insurance! 8D
by lolicakes October 30, 2010
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poke whore

A facebook user who poke's lots of people of the opposite sex.
girl : you know eric has been poking me like everyday.
Friend : Omg he pokes me too. He is such a poke whore !
by lmelt April 28, 2009
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Wokey Pokey

Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."
"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.
by astrofisch June 17, 2018
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pokemon

Really cool animal monster dudes who jock on all dem haters.
I used the pokemon dragonite to make my opponent's pokemon charizard faint.
by Yodaa February 1, 2009
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Pokosexual

An Obsession involving Poker and Homosexual Butt fucking.Also a sexual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay sex with each other while playing Texas hold'em. Or in Poko terms Texas poke'em.Weed smoking is also common during a Pokosexual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
Note: It has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.
Johnny:"Man that poko is walking funny"
Stewart:"yeah he must of been up late playing Pokem Last night"
Johnny:"Poor guy his butt cheeks must be sore"
Stewart:"Once a Pokosexual always a Pokosexual"
by Moe Sizlak October 19, 2006
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twitch plays pokemon

the greatest internet social experiment in the last decade, no wait, the greatest internet social experiment of all time. one game of pokemon red, played by 80,000+ people at a time. anarchy rulez. heros in this quest include: bird jesus (pigeot) and the great helix fossil. down with the false prophet (flareon) and his master the dome fossil, along with all those that side with democracy.
joe: what are you watching bro?
drew: dude, twitch plays pokemon. i haven't stopped watching since charmeleon was released.
joe: dude, that was 4 days ago.
by nicrage February 27, 2014
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