planker

a person who performs planking

What a planker on that statue!

by sidd_ultimate January 27, 2012

plank wank

a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

planked

Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."

I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.

by FazedNB October 2, 2006

plama

definition: an invention that is this word.
background: originates from latin HAHA NOOO!!! strumpys butt is the origination

i plama............................... poo

by amzz February 19, 2005

jovan Plamanac

a person who is extremely gay and loves to suck dick.he wears braces because while he was getting fucked one night he got dick sllaped in the face and had to get his teeth back in place.

there is imposible to set an example about a jovan.
Jesus Oregon is a Jovan.

by john June 4, 2003

Wood plank wench

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.

Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious

by Captain josh December 15, 2007

Plack

Black polish person.

My dad is polish and my mom is black so i am Plack.

by White Guy 69 February 10, 2015