smarty pants

someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants.
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car.
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

by shracaneits January 16, 2009

Pantsed

To yank down someones pants without their consent, mainly used to embarass the person

I was walking through the halls in school, and out of nowhere, this guys comes behind me and yanks my yoga pants down, exposing my pink Hello Kitty panties with white frilly trimming to everyone in the hall. I was so embarrasses that I had unknowingly began to pee. Seconds later, it completely soaked my embarrassing undies, making the whole situation worse. That was the day I was pantsed at school.

by wedgiedundies February 10, 2014

Yoga Pants

What god created on the 8th day.

"and on the 8th day god created yoga pants"

by TakeEmALL October 23, 2011

M.C. Pee Pants

Award Winning HipHop/Rap Artist.
Wrote the hit single "I want Candy"

I want Candy, Bubble Gum and Taffy..

by Kyle Fuentes April 4, 2005

jizz in my pants

The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.

The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.

1: I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by Tamek December 17, 2008

jizz in my pants

What happens to me because I'm a virgin.

Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?

Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.

Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.

Jizz in my pants

by 123_Fake_Street January 13, 2009

Internet Pants

Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.

Phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.

by Scotty Funk June 1, 2010