pilfer

To borrow; for an undetermined amount of time, without permission.

Sarah left her clothes at my house, and they fit me. When I moved I took them with me. I pilfered some way cool clothes.

by Floyd & Leaona October 26, 2007

piff

Basically piff is 60% looking great, 35% being a genius, 45% being charismatic, 30% being baller, 23% sexual skill, and 7% hand-eye coordination.

Great things happen when attractive women realize how piff Segugio is

by Segugio April 24, 2008

Piff

A slight release of air from a creature's anus.

Dude! That monkey just piffed in my face!

by sidewalksurfer August 31, 2010

piffelhawk

a word people can use instead of swearing.

"oh piffelhawk!" shots the man who just dropped a hammer on his toe.

by Rhona Cartwright August 9, 2006

Piff lip

A marijuana term, grind beef jerkey in a grinder where keif builds and mixes In with the marijuana. Then put it between your lip and gum in your mouth, like when packin a lip of tabacco. Throw a piff lip and get lifted!

Let's throw piff lips!

Your strait piff lippin'.

by Erkel lifts November 3, 2009

shiny puffery

the shiny puffy jackets becoming the top fashion trend in cold areas, very similar to a shrunken half bodied Michelin man.

The invasion of the shiny puffery has begun. Everyone wears these crazy jackets at least they are warm.

by enemybear November 22, 2011

Piffle

(Noun) Someone who; is a idiot, makes a stupid mistakes

(Verb) To have sex or to do sexual things

Person A "I'm seeing my girlfriend this weekend ;)"
Person B "Gettin' abit of piffle eh?"

by Ilikecheeseballs September 6, 2010