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Get the Marcus Phinero mug.If you are only in a relationship with expectation of money/gifts or other perks. And you would not be with them if they weren't spending money on you. You definitely aren't in the lavender haze of true love, but in a lavender phaze of dishonest,corrupt, and despicable intentions concerning the heart.
She will probably dump him after two more trips to Florida and a set of veneers! She is in her lavender phaze!
I feel a lavender phaze coming on every time he takes me out! Cha-ching!!!
I feel a lavender phaze coming on every time he takes me out! Cha-ching!!!
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