Penis

What will one day be useless when lesbians rule the world

Gary had a hairy 'penis' and it was erectile

by I just sat on a pinapple June 23, 2016

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An empowered basic attack that requires adequate preparation of foreplay and consumes the inner fuels of a male organism. When unleashing this attack, the recipient may experience unwanted sexual desires and sexual feelings. However, there may be cases where the feeling experienced is genuine and appreciated by the recipient and thus the empowered basic attack has achieved it's purpose.

Example 1

Guy: How did the penis feel?
XXX: It felt great, I didn't know I wanted these feelings.... *smooch*

Example 2

Winsle: I'm never going to show my penis to anyone....
XXX: Sometimes you just need to relax a bit and let them know you have a penis.

Example 3

Dhimitri: Has anyone seen my bread? I'll let them taste my penis when its ready!
XXX: I'll show you my buns if that that suffices your needs?

by B8W September 7, 2016

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Something derrick doesn't have

many of his friends make fun of him for having no penis

by Lake rivers December 30, 2016

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PENIS is commonly used for the dangly thing between men's legs but what many do not know is that it is wakalukuwanese (an ancient language from the grave of a Zimbabwe Tribe) for Bladed Weapon.

"Tomeu Jarared Ongare Penis Hearlod Cunoka." meaning I am going to hit you with my Bladed Weapon or I am going to hit you with my Penis.

by A Dinosaur Catcher. January 20, 2017

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I thing you put in your pussy to feel pleasure and it cums in you. But you don’t know that because you feel the big cock inside you and he goes in and out in and out till you want to scream because it feel so so good. You also suck it and you might gag but you just keep doing it because after he eats your pussy till you squirt.

-omg your penis is huge.

by Clysta December 23, 2019

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