obese turtle

After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.

Donald trump looks like an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the Sun.

by MutualContemptSociety November 20, 2022

obeses

The condition of being obese while also having diabetes. oh-bees-eez

Oh wow if she gets any bigger she'll probably get obeses!

by ErickW November 23, 2022

Obese

Being really large

That guys is obese

He’s like Luke

by Adin Bergman December 29, 2022

obese

me!

Me: hey guys! guess what?
Friends: what?
Me: I know this isn't a surprised but hey, i'm obese!

by flemenco May 3, 2023

Obese

Extension of slang use of “fat”, if something is fat (cool, dope, wicked) then if it’s REALLY cool, dope, etc it becomes obese.

“That shit is so fat it’s obese!”

by Sweet Clod June 2, 2023

Obsess

No! I don't do that!

Hym "I don't obsess about things! Except for child murder... And sexual violence... But that's only, like, TWO THINGS!"

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

obeser

The definition of an obeser is a "Stevoo2k" who only plays destiny 2 and lives on discord

Stevoo2k is a fat obeser who lives in trials.

by old dreg September 8, 2023