nartuous

(naar' choo us) - Adj. - A word that can be used at any time, to mean anything, when you want to see if someone's actually paying attention and/or intelligent enough to understand the conversation.

Timbo - "Oh hell yeah...your motor mounts are blown and your transmission is slipping badly, first-to-second...you'll need a tranny service, fluids and parts..."
Idiot - "Um, so yeah, OK...so you mean my engine needs work?"
T - "Yes...the engine is nartuous..."
I - "OK, I get it..."

by Skinny_Phat February 3, 2024

Neat press

When you make your hair look neat and tidy and looking clean

I went to a formal gathering so I had to neat press my hair

by BigraffaD February 7, 2024

Nart

A nasty fart.

I ate chili and now I got the narts.

by Shycat February 19, 2024

Nearless

I invented this word while writing an essay for my homework. I can not believe this word did not exist before.

Definiton:
Something infinitely large, without an end.

The end is near nothing.

1-"Socail media can provide nearless entertainment"

2-"The what seemed like a nearless war had been going on for decades"
3-"This ocean is nearlessly large"

by Hamlet, Prince of Denmark March 26, 2024

Nearfuck

You both nearly fucked each other but it didn't happen - but it still kind of counts!

A Nearfuck is where both parties were ready and willing to fuck each other but it didn't quite happen, for various reasons.

by BileDuct March 26, 2024

Near-round

indicating a close approximation or similarity to a certain quality or state, often used to convey a sense of resemblance or equivalence without absolute precision.

"His guess was near-round accurate, being only off by a few minutes."

by Mr Soup April 10, 2024

Nart

The act of falling asleep and then passing gas very strongly and powerfully.

Last Friday, the twice impeached, four time indicted former president Donald Trump narted while sitting in court during the last day of jury selection for his first criminal trial for election interference for concealing hush-money payments to porn star Stormy Daniels. It was so smelly his lawyers were backing away from him and they had to take a recess so someone could come in and clean his chair.

by PETEandrepete April 22, 2024