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Nathan

When someone is really lonely and feels as though they'll never ever find love. They also tend to be above average height, a massive nerd, and a fan of maths. He just really likes maths. He's in love with Billie, but she is a fan of vegan ice cream and all of us in the community understand that's never gon happen, get over it Nathan. I'll never love you. He also likes cat and his mum hates him.
"You're being such a NATHAN today Nathan, leave the lesbian be"
by Phellie-vandecles February 24, 2017
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nathan

man he is such a nathan man
by (0....0) March 6, 2018
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nathanate

the act of wanking or "having a bat" but the end part.
mum walked in just as i nathanated!
by Lam=P May 11, 2008
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Nathan

Is a fucking asshole. You should never name your child this name, because well, they will end up a cunt.
by Qwertyboom September 12, 2017
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Nathan

You: is your name Nathan

Nathan: I’m gay
by Jsisgshshsscshsgsgsyshsvssh November 21, 2019
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no-nathan

a phrase often heard by a person who is just in general, very smelly. He is also in most cases, jewish.
1. no-nathan you jew
2. no-nathan you smell
by guy-that-is-always-right October 16, 2008
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Nathan

This guy is the most amazing person in the universe according to himself. His ego makes his head look small *cough* compensating *cough*. He’s academically amazingly shit and athletically a potatoe. He’s always on the pull and has a thing for the chunky birds as they’re the easiest but thinks he’s a total player. He’s easily the most offended person on the planet, he makes a feminist look like a resilient brick wall. He sits permanently in the shadow of his best friend.
Guy1: Hey Nathan you’re so easily offended

Nathan: omfg I can’t f***** believe you have the audacity to even open you bloody mouth near me I am not easily offended, you’re the one that’s easily offended and I’m not even gay!
by Jesus CVII March 25, 2018
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