cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.

Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!

by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006

notecards

a form of homework which is less than desirable, and often large numbers are expected when it is inconcievable how the hell you are going to do it all in one night.

i'm working on notecards. i have to have 50 by tomorrow. i'm not kidding.

by jdunmer1018 March 9, 2005

notedge

if yr notedge you can smoke, drink, and fuck till the day you die.

some scene kids are straightedge. others are notedge.

by marisa mafiga May 19, 2007

Noted

The word everyone fucking learned since school went online because of Covid-19

"Hello everyone there will be no live class today"
"Noted"

by Astnee Spreteng May 15, 2021

Hit moar notes

Originating from the people playing the popular Guitar Hero series, and originally to denote how to beat a song. Now can be used as a sarcastic response for any situation.

Guy 1: How do I get better with the BR?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTEZ
Guy 1: Does anyone know how to beat the final boss in FFXXV?
Guy 2: HIT MOAR NOTES
Guy 1: How do you suggest I pick up this girl?
Guy 2: Hit moar notes

by awesomecomb June 22, 2009

spark noted

When you have used spark notes to complete your assignments.

Bob: Oh man, I can't believe that I had to read chapters 10-20 of Pride and Prejudice all in one day.

Billy: Really? I spark noted the chapters! It was easy as pie!

by Denmi-Sama January 17, 2006

Sleep Notes

1. When, in class you are taking notes, but becoming increasingly tired. You end up falling asleep several times, but are still trying to take notes. Next thing you know, class is over and what you look down at are your sleep notes. They start with the correct information, and steadily become more illegible and harder to understand. They will often incorporate small dreams you had, or you will accidentally write what people near you are saying, instead of what the teacher is saying. They may include doodles and scribbles that even you cannot decipher.

Ring!

Teacher: Alright everyone, have a good weekend!

John: Oh man, class is over?

Steve: Yeah, you slept through the entire thing.

John: Oh man, check out these sleep notes! I started with a timeline about the colonization of America that turned into a scene out of Family Guy, and then I see what looks like a smiley face, with lines trailing off of it.

by pearljammers December 2, 2009