Nolan

A male with a big dick and gets in trouble knows stuff but doesent do it and more find you one because if you do hell love you

Person:Nolan how did you fail that quiz
Nolan: I diddnt try see

by NolanTheGoat October 20, 2019

Nolan

a fucking retard

Guy 1: it's just a word why can't I say it?
Guy 2: shut the fuck up you fucking Nolan

by Im_not_nolan October 26, 2019

nolan morgan

A loser. Makes lame jokes and usually only one person laughs at it

Person 1: Do you know Nolan Morgan?

Person 2: yeah, he’s a loser.

by Thotie101 October 27, 2019

Nolan

Nolan, A guy who seems nice but becomes a bitch to people who are different.Sure hes cute and has good hair but Nolan can be a jerk to woman who are a little fat or different.

Girl one: Hey that guy Nolan..He called me big..
Girl two: He said my hair was gross!
Girl three: He said i smelled

And so on

by lil~eboy November 4, 2019

Nolan

Nolan has brown eyes and is usually depressed a lot some people try to cheer him up but no one helps him except for one person he never cheats and he stays loyal to his brothers and he not no snitch

Is nolan ok?

by Is that me? November 11, 2019

Nolan 5

A Nolan 5 is a punishment of 5 pushups that one must do if called by another person for having done something very stupid or making a very bad joke.

If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.

That’s a Nolan 5

by EjEdwards November 12, 2019

Nolan

A dumb midget with a deformed face, says he has a girlfriend but he really doesn't. Also smells like Kenny from Southpark's Jacket. Asks his friends if he can watch some porn on their phone.

Nolan: Hey Yali
Yali: shut up Nolan

by JoekayBoomer November 18, 2019