Muskrat Hangover

When a guy puts a Davy Crockett hat on a chick, hangs her over the side of the bed and proceeds to engage in intercourse.

"This chick totally begged me to do the muskrat hangover with her tonight"

by ayecarumba September 8, 2011

Muskrat

A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!

Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"

by Muskratman March 30, 2015

mustered rock

high quality crack cocaine . Mustered referring to the color yellow .when crack is yellow the cocaine used to cook it was pure

I went down to the spot and I got hooked up with dat mustered rock

by dream cacher nm May 13, 2015

Musket

Old era slang for a gentleman's dingle dangle; a penis

Those with the shortest muskets must stand closer to the trenches.

by wojo397 September 28, 2015

muskeers

Muskeers are a mix of musketeers and brewers (beer makers). bootyful

The Muskeers went to octoberfest to try the beer.

by JoJo, Sarah Beara, and Maddog October 18, 2015

muckeries

What you say when someone did something fucked up but you don't wanna/ cant swear

-The police arrested and charged me for one spliff!
-Muckeries fuckeries fucked up

by IL Drowzy November 25, 2015

Musket

The male reproductive organ. Dick, cock, wang etc...

Joe likes to grab his musket, powder his balls and shoot loads at Hillary.

by joey.loves.hillary October 26, 2016