purple mushroom

When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom

man u c that gurls purple mushroom.... it takes up half of her head

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Mushroom Cloud

1. The resulting cloud after a nuclear detonation.

2. To describe a person a person who is really, really mad.

Jeff's gonna lay a mushroom cloud when he finds out your bangin' his mom.

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something that always comes after a badger.

Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!

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a. the colour to describe the colour of a mushroom

b. A common room paint coulour

i.e Oooh, is that beige?

Ooooh yeah, what kind of beige?

Hmmmm...Mushroom beige...

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Mushroom stamping ones drink, most appropriately an alcoholic one

Haney was being a prick, so I gave him a mushroom splash.

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Toes that kind of look like mushrooms, and smell like them too.

Dayum, that Evelyn got those mushroom toes.

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